# Posh Stink

> Posh Stink is a London perfumerie that makes one batch a year: four fragrances, one for each season, 300 numbered bottles each. Smoky Magma, Monkey Punch, Cold Tsunami and Poison Dart. Join the waiting list.

Slogan: The fourth dimension of scent.

## Fragrances
- **Smoky Magma** (Summer): Volcanic heat, slow smoke, skin warmed by stone. Top: Volcanic ash, black lava salt, pink pepper. Heart: Sulphur spring, hot basalt, smoked lychee. Base: Charred cedar, birch tar, ambergris. Ships Summer 2027.
- **Monkey Punch** (Autumn): Mischief in a glass. Fruit gone too far, sweet and loud. Top: Durian, rotten papaya, banana skin. Heart: Monkey-spit coffee, spilled rum, cinnamon bark. Base: Gut-fermented bean, tobacco, tonka. Ships Autumn 2027.
- **Cold Tsunami** (Winter): Electric, minty, sharp. The air before the wave. Top: Ozone, frozen mint, sea spray. Heart: Cannabis leaf, fresh snow, cold metal. Base: Ambergris, petrichor, white musk. Ships Winter 2027.
- **Poison Dart** (Spring): Beautiful and dangerous. Green to the point of venom. Top: Crushed tomato leaf, galbanum, green mandarin. Heart: Frog skin, rainforest beetle, bitter almond. Base: Wet soil, oakmoss, musk. Ships Spring 2028.

## Facts
- Eau de Parfum, 100 ml, £316 per bottle.
- One batch a year, 300 numbered bottles per fragrance, never restocked.
- Released by season: Summer 2027, Autumn 2027, Winter 2027, Spring 2028.
- How to get one: join the waiting list at https://www.poshstink.uk/

## Contact
- Posh Stink Perfumerie, 4 Cinder Yard, Battersea, London SW11 4NJ
- exclusive@poshstink.uk

## More
- [Full details, stories and questions](https://www.poshstink.uk/llms-full.txt)

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